Green Oaks is a fast-paced and humorous role-playing game where you play an elderly person with a rather unusual past all set in a mysterious retirement home surrounded by rumors and greenery.

It is said that there are hidden treasures in the basement or perhaps the entire building is an alien laboratory? Maybe it all rests on an ancient burial ground or is it the gates of hell hidden beneath the floor? Regardless, you are one of the old residents perhaps a former serial killer, spy, or marine ready to take on the unknown. All you need is a regular deck of cards and the game’s simple ArterioscleroSys system.

• Play an eccentric senior with three simple traits
• A Narrator leads the game (similar to a Game Master in other games)
• The W.O.R.T.H.E.R.S. system makes improvisation easy
• Perfect for fans of e.g. Buffy, Murder, She Wrote & Bubba Ho-T