The Ultimate Soak in Sweet Indifference

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When the worlds too loud and your to-do list can get stuffed, its time to give Zero F*cks.

These magnesium-rich bath salts are your official out-of-office reply – a salty, citrus-infused middle finger to stress. Simply pour, soak, and float your way to pure indifference while bergamot lifts your spirits, orange feeds you happy vibes, and frankincense whispers breathe, b*tch, breathe.

Slide into the tub like a floppy little ravioli and let everything that doesnt serve you swirl right down the drain. Because tonight, the only thing on your agenda is not giving a single f*ck.

The Affirmation

I give exactly zero f*cks and honestly, it feels quite spiritual.

The Ritual

1 Get your ass in the bath.
2 Pour some salts.
3 Soak all your f*cks away.

The Blend

Bergamot Balances nerves and boosts confidence.
Orange Slaps you lovingly back to life.
Frankincense Sets the mood for mental peace.
Magnesium Unknots the chaos, one cranky muscle at a time.
Coconut Oil Locks in moisture and leaves you softer than a marshmallow.
Mineral-Rich Salts Replenish the good stuff your bodys been missing.

Product Details

Size: 100g single-serve sachet
Ingredients: Sea salt, Epsom salt, Himalayan pink salt, magnesium, coconut oil, essential oils (bergamot, orange, frankincense)
Not suitable for pregnant or breastfeeding women, or children under 12
Made in Australia

Adventure Awaits Tip

Light a candle, grab your favourite drink, and soak like someone whos mastered the art of not caring. For maximum zen, pair with Chill the F*ck Out or Sore as F*ck for your ultimate bath-time escape.